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TOP TEN WAYS DEMOCRATS CAN INCREASE THEIR POPULARITY
10. Show up for speeches wearing one of those Judge Ito beards
9. Give away booze-filled ceramic miniatures of Ted Kennedy
8. Personal thank you notes to both Democratic voters
7. Have Hillary kick Bill's ass in public
6. Spray-paint "Regis Sucks" on buildings across the nation
5. New surgeon general: Dr Pepper
4. Dukakis/Tsongas in '96
3. Change name to "the political party formerly known as Prince"
2. Spend less time doing what Joycelyn Elders said should be taught in
school
1. Lose Hillbilly Boy
Letterman, Wednesday December 6, 1995 originally broadcast Wednesday,
December 14, 1994